CPSIA Poetry - Here's mine

Here's My Limerick:

There once was a lead law called CPSIA
It caught all of us in it's GripSIA
Old toys and books now are banned
No used clothing in this land
That have buttons or snaps or ZipSIAs

And some Haiku:

C P S I A
Chilling legislation for
Kids biz large and small


C'mon folks. You can do better than I did. Give it a try.